A couple of years ago I made this video about eating halal meat.

There are far too many people who are spewing misinformation behind the guise of… well… I don’t think they even know what they’re hiding behind…in order to delivery a message of intolerance and hate. Instead of promoting diversity and understanding, too many people are promoting division and discrimination.

I think my next job is going to create a series about ‘halal’ and what this means. We’ll see how it goes.

For now, enjoy the sarcasm of this video. It was all a massive joke, promise!!! Oh, and be warned – the quality is pretty bad. I was trying to sound concerned/scared!

It was originally uploaded with the following:

Sorry for the poor camera quality. I actually have a HD camera but the Muslim in me ruined it.

This is a public health warning. Eating Halal meat actually does make you Muslim. TELL EVERYONE! Be warned!

Luke Simpkins, you’re an idiot. I wonder if eating Kosher meat makes you Jewish… better let those Israelis and Palestinians know about this.



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  1. So if I have a sausage which is Kosher ..and Halal .and Vegetarian ..Just who do I end up worshipping? Allah? Yahweh? Buddha? All three?

    Are people really so silly they think the food they eat determines what they believe in?

    I think this clip “starring” US of A’s notorious bigot Pamela Geller aums things up quite nicely and comically :

    Would I happily buy and eat a Halal turkey? You betchya! Sure beats the alternative!


    1. PS. I know Buddhism isn’t the only vegetarian religion, Jains plus many Hindus and others also follow that practice and from an ecological and ethical perspective vegetarianism makes a lot of sense. Its not something I am personally but I have no probs with those who are. I just put Buddha there because , well, there’s some connection there and I like to liszt things in groups of three .. 😉


      1. astrostevo makes profound statements about halalalalal food [that’s how the Bedouins pronounce it ;-)) ], changes to religion [he must be an extremely knowledgeable person] then onto music bringing in Franz Liszt (composer 1811-1886). WOW!!!

        Lern to spel U idjit ! ! !


      2. PS 2 ASTROSTEVO
        A strange thing – you turn up in the strangest Forums.
        Yet you – – – and not one of all your scaly muslim cobbers – – – have ever shown up in any WordPress Forums on the Lindt Café Seige or Memorials


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