Everything is awesome, and my government is great.

A robot created by Centrelink is identifying and demanding payment of debts resulting from overpayments to those whose existence is dependent on social welfare. The robot sends notices even to those who owe government nothing – but it’s just a glitch in the algorithm.

Members of Parliament and Senators have been elected to hold positions in contravention of the Australian Constitution. Those found to have been wrongly elected will not have the decisions they made in the running of the country overturned; nor will a robot demand payment of the millions of dollars in salaries and benefits paid to people who were not properly elected.

Everything is awesome, and my government is great.

People fleeing war-torn countries and arriving to Australia by boat because of fear of persecution are illegals and must prove that they are refugees. We are certain that these people are just faking it and coming to Australia for the $$$$$$. They will never actually come to Australia or prove that they’ve truly suffered.

Government Ministers do not need to prove that their families suffered through traumatic experiences and fled to Australia as stateless individuals seeking refuge from war-torn regions. It’s disgraceful to question them – these people are Australians and only Australians.

Everything is awesome, and my government is great.

People in Australia who want to practice their religion and sprout their religious beliefs in our secular society are un-Australian and not welcome here. They are people who refuse to understand our way of life and our values. They better love it or leave it. We should ban the migration of Muslims because their religious values stifle our progress and threaten our secular society.

Government should behave in a way that protects our religious freedoms. We should prevent same-sex couples from marrying because it offends religious communities. We should ban the Safe Schools program because it offends religious communities. We should allow Christian groups to discriminate against people in favour of their religious values because this is a Judeo-Christian society.

Everything is awesome, and my government is great.

Ethnic communities are overly sensitive and like to victimise themselves. They like to think that everyone is against them but all they need to do is integrate into Australian society. There is no need to have legal protections against racism because it stifles freedom of speech, Australia is not a racist country.

Elected officials don’t need to stand up against supposed racism. Ethnics who are wankers deserve to be set upon by a group of true blue patriots who call them monkies and tell them to go back to where they come from. Elected officials don’t need to condemn these actions; in fact, they can continue to contribute to widespread racist beliefs and spread misinformation without repercussions.

Everything is awesome, and my government is great.

The Labor Government’s conception of a fibre-to-the-premise NBN that could provide the entire country with modern access to the internet was far too expensive at $30 billion. It was going to deliver super-fast internet that the Australian community just did not need or want. Labor left the government a calamitous train wreck.

The Government’s conception of fibre-to-the-node NBN is totally on track. It delivers the mediocre speeds that Australian’s deserve while making sure that installation at least 10% of Australian homes is just skipped because it’s too hard.

The refugees on Manus Island are not our responsibility. They are illegal queue-jumpers who got themselves there. The detention centre has been closed and they can settle on Manus or they can just go back to where they came from. Whatever; not our problem or our business.

New Zealand wants to provide over $2 million in aid for the refugees on Manus Island and to have 150 of the refugees settle in New Zealand. But they can’t. Those are OUR refugees and we aren’t letting them go anywhere. America might take some so, y’know. Whatever.

Everything is awesome, and my government is great.

Everything is awesome, and my government is great.

Everything is awesome, and my government is great.

Everything is awesome, and my government is great.

Everything is awesome, and my government is great.

Everything is awesome, and my government is great.

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